I hereby welcome the new member of my household. What a silver fox.
In the gloom of the early morning, a piglet stirs and asks herself, “what is it all for?”
Esther Gerrick doesn’t like that maniac squirrel any more than I do. Maybe she’s the answer. Maybe she’ll be the one to scare it away forever.
It’s just rice…but it’s okay…I’m gonna make it anyway…doodeedoo dumdeedum tralala teedeedoo
Just like all of my friends in my fantasy novels, I eat smoked meats, nibble on hard cheese…and suffer. And as of today, I also drink hot honeyed wine with lemon. Americans all over this country make their dreams come true in the privacy of their homes. Cheers, y’all.
And now I’ve got something to look forward to.
It looked like it was gonna be delicious. It smelled like it was gonna be delicious. But the goddamn crust was as hard as goddamn rocks! As goddamn rocks I said! Goddamn the gluten free flours of the world.
Girl you know it’s true.
It never gets old that mid-October looks like this.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. All I want is my soft, quiet chair and the light to sit in. This is my best place.
Look, things have kinda been sucking for me lately. I got really sick last week after I totally brought it on myself, I can’t get anything done, I hate myself for all kinds of really good reasons except that hating yourself is a really bad way to get anything done, and I don’t have any money with which to make making-myself-feel-better bad decisions. Plus I’m exhausted from whipping myself into then talking myself out of frenzies. But hey, here’s a pretty good pancake I made with honey & cotija cheese.
This roasted chicken with onion, garlic, herbs, baked potato, sour cream & steamed broccoli ALL brought to you by the 99c store. My precious, perfect, glorious 99c store. Praise the baby.